Don't let anyone fool you, dad jokes are the granddaddy of all knee-slappers, the father of all puns. In this 2019 calendar, you'll find the absolute height of groan-worthy comedy with cheesy quips, witty one-liners, and horribly awesome puns. Remember, you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
A: It got mugged.
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
Never trust someone with graph paper. They're always plotting something.