In the Beginning

In the beginning, there was nothing. At least in the Solar System, situated deep

in the Milky Way Galaxy, that is. There was nothing as far as Yahweh, or Allah, or

Brahma, or Ganesha, or Mirwxf, or Baal, any of the Buddhist gods, or any of about

five hundred other different names for whoever was in charge of a little speck of

nothing planet called Earth was concerned. The Hare Krishnas, the Mormons and

the Scientologists wouldn't join the party until several million years later.